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We have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
Created on 2002-05-21 20:34:14 (#567349), last updated 2009-11-04
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Basic Info| Name: | Ashlee ♪ |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1980-12-03 |
| Location: | Shit town, New York, United States |
| Website: | 867-5309 |
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boxsofrain@aol.com BioHi, I’m Ashlee.
I get angry and I like to bitch. Please comment on my public entry if you would like to know more.
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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your cheques, write for sexual favours.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy!"
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
"And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
20. Send this e-mail to someone to make them smile... it’s called therapy!
I get angry and I like to bitch. Please comment on my public entry if you would like to know more.
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gnomeangel20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your cheques, write for sexual favours.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy!"
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
"And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
20. Send this e-mail to someone to make them smile... it’s called therapy!
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aliens, being a little harsh, biochemistry, carbon, consistency, dna, not you, pens, periodic waveforms, quantum theory, roswell, shiri appleby, yankee candles
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Schools:
West Hollow Middle School - Dix Hills, NY (1990 - 1994)Half Hollow Hills High School East - Dix Hills, NY (1994 - 1998)
Long Island University - C.W. Post Campus - Brookville, NY (1998 - 2000)
State University of New York - New Paltz - New Paltz, NY (2000 - 2003)
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