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GROSS.


Eat At Your Own Risk
By Mens'Health



Sure, a turkey burger sounds healthy. But is it, really? Not if you order the Bella from Ruby Tuesday, which packs a whopping 1,145 calories. (And yes, that's before a side of fries.)

To further enlighten you on the prevalence of preposterous portions, we spent months analyzing menus, nutrition labels, and ingredient lists to identify the food industry's worst offenders. Our primary criterion? Sheer caloric impact. After all, it's the top cause of weight gain and the health problems that accompany it. (As you read, keep in mind that 2,500 calories a day is a reasonable intake for the average guy.) We also factored in other key nutritional data, such as excessive carbohydrates and fat, added sugars, trans fats, and sodium. The result is our first annual list of the worst foods in America.

Image credit: Getty Images

Your dinner can have more fat present in Mary Kate and Ashey Olsen's bodies combined!!



20. Chicken Selects Premium Breast Strips from McDonald's





(5 pieces) with creamy ranch sauce
830 calories
55 g fat (4.5 g trans fat)
48 g carbohydrates

The only thing "premium" about these strips is the caloric price you pay.Add a large fries and regular soda and this seemingly innocuous chicken meal tops out at 1,710 calories.

Change Your Chicken: 20 McNuggets have the same impact. Instead, choose Mickey D's six-piece offering with BBQ sauce and save yourself 530 calories.

19. Jamba Juice Chocolate Moo'd Power Smoothie (30 fl oz)





900 calories
10 g fat
183 g carbs (166 g sugar)

Jamba Juice calls it a smoothie; we call it a milk shake. In fact, this beverage contains as much sugar as 2 pints of Ben& Jerry's butter pecan ice cream.

Turn Down the Power: Seventy-five percent of this chain's "power smoothies" contain in excess of 100 grams of sugar. Stick to Jamba's lower-calorie All Fruit Smoothies, which are the only menu items that containno added sugar. And always opt for the 16-ounce "small."

18. Pepperidge Farm Roasted Chicken Pot Pie (whole pie)





1,020 calories
64 g fat
86 g carbs

The label may say this pie serves two, but who ever divided a small pot pie in half? The sad truth is, once you crack the crust, there will be no stopping--which makes this 300 calories worse than anything else you'll find in the freezer case.

Pick a Better Pie: Swanson's chicken pot pie has just 400 calories.

17. Ruby Tuesday Bella Turkey Burger





1,145 calories
71 g fat
56 g carbs

We chose this burger for more than its calorie payload: Its name implies that it's healthy.

The Truly Healthy Choice: Skip burgers entirely (few atRuby Tuesday come in under 1,000 calories). Instead, order a 9-ounce sirloin (just 256 calories) with a side of steamed vegetables.

Image credit: Getty Images

15. Macaroni Grill Double Macaroni 'n' Cheese





1,210 calories
62 g fat
3,450 mg sodium

It's like feeding your kid 1 1/2 boxes of Kraft mac 'n' cheese.

Your Best Option: The 390-calorie Grilled Chicken and Broccoli.

14. Quiznos Classic Italian (large)





1,528 calories
92 g fat
4,604 mg sodium
110 g carbs

A large homemade sandwich would more likely provide about 500 calories.

Cut the Calories: Isn't it obvious? Order a small--or save half for later.

13. On the Border Grande Taco Salad with Taco Beef





1,450 calories
102 g fat
78 g carbs
2,410 mg sodium

This isn't an anomaly: Five different On the Border salads on the menu contain more than 1,100 calories each.

The Salad for You: The Sizzling Chicken Fajita Salad supplies an acceptable 760 calories. But remember to choose a noncaloric beverage, such as water or unsweetened iced tea.


12. Carl's Jr. Double Six Dollar Burger





1,520 calories
111 g fat

Carl's Jr. brags that it's home to this enormous sandwich, but the restaurant chain also provides convenient nutrition info on its Web site -- so ignorance is no excuse for eating it.

A Simple Solution: The Low Carb Six Dollar Burger has just 490 calories.


11. Lonestar 20 oz T-bone





1,540 calories
124 g fat

Add a baked potato and Lonestar's Signature Lettuce Wedge, and this is a 2,700-calorie blowout.

Choose with Your Head: The golden rule of steak restaurants is this: Limit yourself to a 9-ouncer or smaller. After all, that's more than half a pound of meat. You won't walk away hungry.


10. Bob Evans Caramel Banana Pecan Cream Stacked and Stuffed Hotcakes





1,540 calories
77 g fat (9 g trans fat)
198 g carbs (109 g sugar)

Five Egg McMuffins yield the same caloric cost as this stack of sugar-stuffed flapjacks, which is truly a heavy breakfast, weighing in at a hefty pound and a half.

Order This Instead: A Bob EvansWestern Omelet starts your day with a reasonable 654 calories and 44 grams of muscle-building protein.

9. Chili's Chocolate Chip Paradise Pie with Vanilla Ice Cream





1,600 calories
78 g fat
215 g carbs

Would you eat a Big Mac for dessert? How about three? That's the calorie equivalent of this decadent dish. Clearly, Chili'scustomers get their money's worth.

Don't Overdo It: If you want dessert at Chili's, order one single-serving Sweet Shot; you'll cap your after-dinner intake at 310 calories.

8. P.F. Chang's Pork Lo Mein





1,820 calories
127 g fat
95 g carbs

The fat content in this dish alone provides more than 1,100 calories. And you'd have to eat almost five servings of pasta to match the number of carbohydrates itcontains. Now, do you really need five servings of pasta?

Pick Another Noodle: P.F. Chang's Singapore Street Noodles will satisfy your craving with only 570 calories. Or try the Moo Goo Gai Pan or the Ginger Chicken & Broccoli, which have 660 calories each.


7. Chili's Honey Chipotle Crispers with Chipotle Sauce





2,040 calories
99 g fat
240 g carbs

"Crispers" refers to an extra-thick layer of bread crumbs that soaks up oil and adds unnecessary calories and carbs to these glorified chicken strips.

Switch Your Selection: Order the Chicken Fajita Pita: At 450 calories and 43 grams of protein, it's one of the healthiest entrées you'll find in a chain restaurant.


6. On the Border Dos XX Fish Tacos with Rice and Beans





2,100 calories
130 g fat
169 g carbs
4,750 mg sodium

Perhaps the most misleadingly named dish in America: A dozen crunchy tacos from Taco Bell will saddle you withfewer calories.

Lighten the Load: Ask for grilled fish, choose the corn tortillas instead of flour (they're lower in calories and higher in fiber), and swap out the carbohydrate-loaded rice for grilled vegetables.

Image credit: Getty Images

5. Uno Chicago Grill Chicago Classic Deep Dish Pizza





2,310 calories
162 g fat
123 g carbs
4,470 mg sodium

Downing this "personal" pizza is equivalent to eating 18 slices of Domino's Crunchy Thin Crust cheese pizza.

Swap Your Slices: Switch to the Sausage Flatbread Pie and avert deep-dish disaster by nearly 1,500 calories.

4. Macaroni Grill Spaghetti and Meatballs with Meat Sauce





2,430 calories
128 g fat
207 g carbs
5,290 mg sodium

This meal satisfies your calorie requirements for an entire day.

Downsize the Devastation: Ask for alunch portion of this dinner dish (or any pasta on the menu, for that matter), and request regular tomato sauce instead of meat sauce. You'll cut the calories in half.

3. On the Border Stacked Border Nachos





2,740 calories
166 g fat
191 g carbs
5,280 mg sodium

2. Chili's Awesome Blossom





2,710 calories
203 g fat
194 g carbs
6,360 mg sodium

Image credit: Jupiter Images

1. Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing



2,900 calories
182 g fat
240 g carbs

Even if you split these "starters" with three friends, you'll have downed a dinner's worth of calories before your entrée arrives.

Super Substitutions Front-load your meal with a protein-based dish that's not deep-fried. A high-protein starter helps diminish hunger without putting you into calorie overload. And remember: Appetizers are meant to be shared.



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[info]scapegoat
2008-03-19 01:11 am UTC (link)
My lord. Thank god the only thing I've had is the awesome blossom and I've only had it twice in my lifetime shared among three or more people (and I had maybe 1/20 of it). It really makes you think though... aiy aiy aiy.

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[info]boxsofrain
2008-03-19 01:19 am UTC (link)
Isn't that gross? Me and my boyfriend used to split one. I am never eatting one again. But that mac and cheese looks so good.

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[info]susiev
2008-03-19 01:24 am UTC (link)
I've read that. Those meals are so gross. I can't believe restaurants sell them. Talk about portion distortion.

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[info]boxsofrain
2008-03-19 01:46 am UTC (link)
Seriously, yuck.

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[info]ainabarad
2008-03-19 01:30 am UTC (link)
OMG!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWW!!! Why can't they start making healthy foods that taste great and turn it into the norm. UG. *hugs* Thanks for the ewwy FYI, hon. :)

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[info]munkyette
2008-03-19 01:31 am UTC (link)
HOLY SHIT!!!! I actually ate the turkey burger from that place damn...I'm never eating out again!!

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Yikes!
[info]jade_athyst
2008-03-19 01:41 am UTC (link)
"Have more fat than Mary Kate and Ashley's bodies combined" LOL. Well, my left arm probably does too.

Well, I thought I was doing pretty good going down the list, but nooooo. I've had the number one worst "appetizer" on the list. And it's GOOOOOD! I used to get these from Outback with the girls at work all the time. And while I don't think I've ever ate a whole one by myself, we used to chow down on that delicious brown bread that came with it!!! Gawd, why does something so bad have to taste so good??

Seriously though, if I was a waitress, I would feel guilty serving these up. "Here's your heart attack sir, can I refill your diet Coke?"

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Re: Yikes!
[info]boxsofrain
2008-03-19 01:48 am UTC (link)
lol, very true. The waitress probably laugh at everyone in the kitchen.

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[info]iheartretards
2008-03-19 01:41 am UTC (link)
None of those things looks like something that I would ever eat except for the fish tacos, that was surprising. Where are all of the calories coming from?

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[info]boxsofrain
2008-03-19 01:45 am UTC (link)
I have no idea. The sad thing is that I went to Fridays recently and ordered fish tacos.

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[info]stormmm
2008-03-19 03:00 am UTC (link)
YUMMM! I'm so hungry now!

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[info]lavaliqid
2008-03-19 08:24 pm UTC (link)
that's a lot of flippin' calories. I've had the onion blossom thing, but shared with others. But still, all that crap is unbeleivable. Menu's at restaurants should come with the calories right on it.

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[info]fsk8ing_judge
2008-03-23 12:10 am UTC (link)
Ugh, gross is right.

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