Ashlee ♪ (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} boxsofrain) wrote,@ 2007-11-13 18:41:00 |
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More of the Eiffel tower business
In my last entry I mentioned the "Eiffel tower". No, I was not referring to the iron tower built on the Champ de Mars beside the River Seine in Paris. I am talking about the sex phrase.
Some people asked, what is the Eiffel tower? I played around on Urban Dictionary being the good LJ friend that I am (haha) and found lots of funny stuff.
Lets play a game! How many of these terms can you define? MUHAHAHA
Eiffel tower
Golden Gate Bridge
Angry dragon
Blumpkin
Strawberry Shortcake
Tony Danza
Alligator Fuckhouse
Hot Lips Houlahan
Microwave a Melon
Rusty trombone
Abe Lincoln
Angry pirate
Dirty Sanchez
Birmingham booty call
Alaskan snow dragon
Child seat
Ride the Bull
Pink sock
Eiffel tower
A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.
Hey Matt, remember when we Eiffel towered Ruth?
Golden Gate Bridge
A glorious variant on the famed Eiffel Tower, it is a sexual act in which two girls are down on all fours, or doggy style if you prefer, and each has an end of a double-sided dildo inserted in each of their vaginas. Simultaneously, each of the girls is performing felatio on a man. The two touch hands over the girls' backs to complete the bridge.
Julia and Malen had sore vaginas and marshmallow mouth the day after forming the Golden Gate Bridge with the two homeless gentlemen they entertained last night.
Angry dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!
Blumpkin
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
Strawberry Shortcake
The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.
I just gave my girlfriend a strawberry shortcake.
Tony Danza
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's girlfriend last week when I gave her a Tony Danza.
Alligator Fuckhouse
A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!
Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."
Hot Lips Houlahan
Before you have sex with a woman, put tabasco sauce on the OUTSIDE of the condom, her pussy lips will be on fire in no time. If you want to cool the burn, pull out and hose it down. (this may also work for BJs.)
My woman is always bragging that she enjoys spicy foods, but she couldn't handle the Hot Lips Houlahan.
Microwave a Melon
To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MOST desperate of people).
I think i will microwave a melon and have sex with it.
Rusty trombone
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.
Abe Lincoln
When you shave your pubes and blow a load on your girfriend/boyfriends face after getting head and trowing them on the face.
Doug gave Austin an Abe Lincoln
Angry pirate
When a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)
Dirty Sanchez
When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.
After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty sanchez.
Birmingham booty call
Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.
I met this freak bitch in Alabama, and she intoduced me to the Birmingham booty call.
Alaskan snow dragon
An advanced sexual prank in nature. The alaskan snow dragon is when a male ejaculates in the females mouth, clamps her jaw shut with his hands, at the same time informing her he has an std (any one will do) she will immediately release the semen through her nostrals.... Now you have made her perform the alaskan snow dragon!
Susie was such a slut i just had to give her th alaskan snow dragon.
Child seat
The child seat is a sexual position performed between two men. It occurs when the men position themselves opposite each other; one lies on his stomach, and the other lies on his back, with their legs overlapping. The two men then bend their penii far enough to insert it in their partner's ass. They then move back and forth until orgasm, much like two women using a double ended dildo.
"Dude, you wanna do the child seat?"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"
Ride the Bull
To have doggy sex with a woman and have people in yor closet with cameras jump out. Your partner will then attempt to get away. The point of riding the bull is to see how long you can keep your dick in her. But beware, she may make an awkward turn and could bend your dick.
I will ride the bull tonight in an attempt to smash my record of 30 seconds
Pink sock
This is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.
When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.
Feel free to name some more if you know any! :)
