Ashlee ♪ (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} boxsofrain) wrote,@ 2007-08-07 19:58:00 |
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Annoying people.
People who annoy me.
1. People who can not pronounce their "L's properly. You could have the biggest lisp in the world. You could sound like Cindy Brady on helium. I will probably think it is cute. But if you pronnounce your "L's funny I will want to cover my ears and run away.
2. People who put on so much cheap and smelly sunless tanner. Yes you look great, but you fucking stink. Please switch brands ASAP to something that masks the awful smell of dihydroxyacetone.
3. Girls who constantly use the word "need" for things they really don't need. "Such as OMG I need a pair Jimmy Choos!" Or can someone please upload this CD for me I need it so bad!" No, you need water. You don't need Jimmy Choos.
4. Anyone who eats peanut butter, then get really close to me and talk.
5. When someone does not know me at ALL and comes up to me and asks me why I look so nervous. I get that a lot.
6. The lady who wore tight white spandex and scratched her ass in front of me on line. Lets just say she doesn't have good hygiene.
7. Courtney Love. She got to fuck Billy Corgan multiple times.
8. The hisidic jew in front of me who not only stole 10 pairs of scissors and 10 glue stinks on the self checkout line, but stole my pizza bagels from my cart. Whore.
9. People who are so religious that they make me feel uncomfortable. You know, the ones who lecture me on how everything I do is wrong but Jesus can save me. Those who flat out tell me that all Jews will go to hell because they don't accept Jesus as their savior. Those who sing gospel songs all day, flaunt their virginity, and live by the motto "It's good to share when God does good in everyday life".
10. Those who are not kind to animals.
What kinds of people annoy you?
1. People who can not pronounce their "L's properly. You could have the biggest lisp in the world. You could sound like Cindy Brady on helium. I will probably think it is cute. But if you pronnounce your "L's funny I will want to cover my ears and run away.
2. People who put on so much cheap and smelly sunless tanner. Yes you look great, but you fucking stink. Please switch brands ASAP to something that masks the awful smell of dihydroxyacetone.
3. Girls who constantly use the word "need" for things they really don't need. "Such as OMG I need a pair Jimmy Choos!" Or can someone please upload this CD for me I need it so bad!" No, you need water. You don't need Jimmy Choos.
4. Anyone who eats peanut butter, then get really close to me and talk.
5. When someone does not know me at ALL and comes up to me and asks me why I look so nervous. I get that a lot.
6. The lady who wore tight white spandex and scratched her ass in front of me on line. Lets just say she doesn't have good hygiene.
7. Courtney Love. She got to fuck Billy Corgan multiple times.
8. The hisidic jew in front of me who not only stole 10 pairs of scissors and 10 glue stinks on the self checkout line, but stole my pizza bagels from my cart. Whore.
9. People who are so religious that they make me feel uncomfortable. You know, the ones who lecture me on how everything I do is wrong but Jesus can save me. Those who flat out tell me that all Jews will go to hell because they don't accept Jesus as their savior. Those who sing gospel songs all day, flaunt their virginity, and live by the motto "It's good to share when God does good in everyday life".
10. Those who are not kind to animals.
