Ashlee ♪ ([info]boxsofrain) wrote,
@ 2007-05-11 18:46:00
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DOCTORS TIME!
OMG I AM A DOCTOR.

Comment w/ all your medical problems and I will give you advice 4 free!!@2

Post anonymously if you don't want anyone to know who you are. lolz Tell me secrets, trust me im at docotr@!@


Read set GOOOOOOOOOO




IF YOU WANT TO ANSWER PEOPLES QUESTIONS PLEASE POST YOUR CREDENTIALS!!! TOO MANY FAKES










This post is for entertainment purposes only. I am not really a doctor. If you have a real medical question please don't post here.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 10:51 pm UTC (link)
I have something that looks like a mushroom growing on my penis. plz advise.

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[info]boxsofrain
2007-05-11 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Okay here if what you need totoally OTC:

1. Roll of scotch tape
2. A bottle of clorax bleach


Put tape on the hole of your penis so it doesnt burn. Fuck the bottle. Your problem should be cleared up ASAP1

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 10:55 pm UTC (link)
oh hay i have snots

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[info]boxsofrain
2007-05-14 12:56 am UTC (link)
blow your nose asshole

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 10:59 pm UTC (link)
It burns when I pee. Help please, kthankbye.

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[info]boxsofrain
2007-05-11 11:02 pm UTC (link)
omg you whore clean that shit up with some windex

why u be anonymous?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-05-11 11:10 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 11:02 pm UTC (link)
I am one sweaty motherfucker. Do you have drugs that will make me less of a sweaty motherfucker?

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[info]boxsofrain
2007-05-11 11:26 pm UTC (link)
Take a shower you skanky hoe.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 11:04 pm UTC (link)
I have da' herpes. Condoms suck, so maybe I will ask my bitch if maybe she wants to have da' herpes with me. Advice?

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(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-11 11:08 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 11:05 pm UTC (link)
What is the best cure for nasty fungus crotch?

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(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-11 11:34 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 11:07 pm UTC (link)
OMG, I haven't had my period in 6 months and I'm getting so big and sometimes my belly hiccups. What should i do!?!??

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(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-12 12:10 am UTC

[info]boxsofrain
2007-05-11 11:07 pm UTC (link)
OMG people. Can anyone not post anonymously? I am a doctor.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 11:15 pm UTC (link)
I have gonnoherpasyphalaids. Is it fatal?

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(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-12 12:09 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 11:17 pm UTC (link)
I have a rash. A bad one. Down there. Help?

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(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-14 12:57 am UTC
Oh, so you wanna play doctor?
(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 11:18 pm UTC (link)
I can't get it up. I think I need some "special" attention. Yeah baby.

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Re: Oh, so you wanna play doctor? - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-11 11:37 pm UTC

[info]clairespawprint
2007-05-11 11:22 pm UTC (link)
I was with my BF the other night and I decided it was time to give him my v-card. But it huuuuurt so bad. What am I doing wrong??!!!

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(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-11 11:58 pm UTC

[info]clairespawprint
2007-05-11 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Doctor, I have this invisible splinter in my arm. I'm scared it will get into my bloodstream and kill me. Help!

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[info]clairespawprint
2007-05-11 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Doctor, my tummy seems bigger today. My period is an hour late. What are the chances I could be pregnant? I had sex one time a couple months ago, and we forgot to use a condom. Help me, I'm so scared!

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MD - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-11 11:33 pm UTC

[info]lifeinamarble
2007-05-11 11:25 pm UTC (link)
I can't stop masturbating over the thought of you. Plz prescribe pics?!

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(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-11 11:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lifeinamarble, 2007-05-12 01:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avatar, 2007-05-12 05:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-14 12:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avatar, 2007-05-14 11:13 am UTC
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[info]brapolitics
2007-05-11 11:53 pm UTC (link)
My farts smell really bad, and I think it's because I ate asparagus two days ago. How shall I smell like roses again?

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(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-12 12:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kabandra, 2007-05-12 12:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-14 12:53 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-05-11 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Dear Dr. Ashlee,

The other day, while giving myself a rectal exam, I noticed I had some ass blood leaking from my, well, from my ass. I googled "ass blood", but that was pretty darn useless. Now, this wasn't a lot of ass blood, but any amount of that shit can't be good. So, Doc, what do you think I should do?

Sincerely,
A Not So Happy Anal Leaker

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(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-12 12:00 am UTC
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[info]xliveandletdiex
2007-05-12 12:04 am UTC (link)
I am trying to think of something funny :(

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(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-12 12:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xliveandletdiex, 2007-05-12 12:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-12 12:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mizchelle, 2007-05-12 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xliveandletdiex, 2007-05-12 12:27 am UTC

[info]kabandra
2007-05-12 12:39 am UTC (link)
I itch all over. Will my skin ever entirely fall off? What do I do if my skin turns itself inside out and all my organs are exposed!! HeeelP!

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(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-14 12:55 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-05-12 12:52 am UTC (link)
I can't stop smoking pot and having sex with both male and females. This is one of the leading problems in my relationship with my boyfriend. I just dont see his point of view. I only caught something once. What's his problem? Am I in the wrong?

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[info]kiss_the_girl
2007-05-14 01:37 am UTC (link)
your posts normally make my day. this is pretty much hilarious.

oh and that icon gets me everytime. :]

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(no subject) - [info]boxsofrain, 2007-05-15 12:21 pm UTC

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